ada dua minah students ni...have to say they're from middle east...
aku dah lama geram ni...ni budak dua ekoq jenis tak faham bahasa...
situation 1:
mai kat aku...mintak permission nak masuk bilik komputer yg terang2 dah diletak NO ENTRY..
bila aku tanya kenapa..."my fren got cold.she needs a warm place"
"really? take off your fren's nose and put outside.she must be OK soon enuf"...boley aku jawab macam tu?..nak mmpus!!!!..kang idung aku yg dok kat luar...
aku malas nak layan aku cakap, cannot and need to ask person in charge.
depa pon blah la ngan muka yg selamba....aku sambung keje facebooking..eh...
tup3....aku tgk depa masuk gak kat dalam tuh....kan aku cakap, depa ni pesen tak fhm bahasa...
situation 2:
nak print...tapi tak ckup kredit...
"can u help me print.i pay u..because i don have enuf credit"
"why la u so bengap eh lady.if u don have enuf credit, topup.well, this is self-service printing lady.should i told u thousands time so u can keep that on ur mind?" ..............isk, nak je aku jawab macam tu...
tapi sbb dah nama bisnes kan...and customer always rite, aku just cakap..next time please topup..
boleh plak die jawab..."okay but now i'm rushing...bla bla bla before 5pm"........skang ni dah lebih kul 5pm, boleh plak dok sembang ngan kawan die depan aku....
eh, sapa create slogan "customer always rite" tu???...merana aku ni nak layan customers ni...macam2 peel mai kat aku...mai bg sejuta alasan yg tak tahan tu...
tapi klu kena kat aku..haruslah aku claim.."eh, i am ur customer and i have rite.customer always rite ok.".....wakakakakkk...
bisnes bisnesss.....klu tak sabar jgn wat bisnes......**pesanan penaja utk aku**
tadik ada student mai kat aku....
student: i need your favor..can u help me?..
aku: yeah
student: i have a problem...i want to use,errmmmm program....but, ermmmmm cannot.PC upstairs..
aku: upstair? which level??
students: sambil tangan depa kiri kanan macam polis trapik tu..."at right,there 3 computers"
bgs....aku tny which level, ko bgtau sebelah kanan....
aku siap kira lagik kat die...which level, 1, 2 or 3....
pon die depa2 tgn...pastu jawab "at right"
last sekali, aku tny "where u from"......
"JAPAN"......
okeh...aku paham........
student: i need your favor..can u help me?..
aku: yeah
student: i have a problem...i want to use,errmmmm program....but, ermmmmm cannot.PC upstairs..
aku: upstair? which level??
students: sambil tangan depa kiri kanan macam polis trapik tu..."at right,there 3 computers"
bgs....aku tny which level, ko bgtau sebelah kanan....
aku siap kira lagik kat die...which level, 1, 2 or 3....
pon die depa2 tgn...pastu jawab "at right"
last sekali, aku tny "where u from"......
"JAPAN"......
okeh...aku paham........
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